The fresh as fuck 18 year old train just keeps on a chugging away, coming around that corner every week everybody and today's fresh meat is Iris and this girl is adorable with braces to boot and I hope everyone's not getting tired of young and adorable, just out of high school, 18 year old inexperienced fresh as fuck teenie boppers like Iris. Well ExCoGi has been in the land of flowing milk and honey lately and you can never have too much of a good thing.
But I digress and what's really important is Iris everyone and how spectacularly perfect, and according to Megan in her first real lesbian experience yesterday declared about her boobies, "They're almost fake looking, but we all know they're not." They are perky and just the right size for me because I enjoy just a handful, and so does Tyler Nixon as he ravishes Iris out of her clothes licitly split and we found out all sorts of thing about her in the interview. Like how technically she's already licked her girlfriends vagina once before she explains when she was waaaaaaaaaaay too young to be experimenting sexually. But for all intents and purposes that was her first time with a girl yesterday because she went on to hilariously explain her girlfriend was too hairy and her pubs got in her mouth which made the experience less than pleasurable. I guess girls don't shave their vagina's that young, who would have know? But understandable, and once again there's no substitution for inexperience on our bedsheets and Iris is full of inexperience, only having been with 8 people before she visited us and if we do the math that's 1.6 bodies per year. I'll let you do the reverse math and even though she was raised on a 4500 acres farm out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, and we all know about farmers daughters wink wink, she was also raised in a very strict and religious family so that explains a lot. Being strict mom and dad don't keep your little precious off the porn mattress and Iris also stated she started everything very early, including watching porn, which led to her losing her virginity waaaaaaaaaaaay to young as well. So if you can't do math, or didn't know to divid 8 by 1.6 minus her age, you can all discover when she lost her virginity by listening to her girl girl scene's interview because I can't post it here. And because she's from a small farming town out in the middle bum fuck nowhere it was either do this or fast food work and she doesn't look like she would be a good French fry station cook. Sorry mommy and daddy but easy Benjamin's win once again when faced with $10.25/hr and a tacky uniform. Licking pussy, sucking cock and getting fucked silly and being naughty on camera and fulfilling a fantasy is way more enticing to our newbie. It was a fun filled day had by all so sit back, grab your lube boys or your favorite sex toy girls because the roller coaster ride is about to take off. Cheers and until next weeks update with someone other than Megan and a newbie some of you will be happy to hear. So stay sleazy everyone because it's not easy being cheesy the Cheetos Cheetah would say. Cheers Steve